(Lights up on a boy with

PIRATE facepaint on. A man

approaches.)

MAN:

Hey.

PIRATE:

Hey.

MAN:

What are you supposed to be?

PIRATE:

A pirate.

MAN:

Ah. Facepaint.

PIRATE:

Right.

MAN:

Can you do me?

PIRATE:

No.

MAN:

Why not?

PIRATE:

I don't paint faces. I'm a pirate.

MAN:

Ah.

(Lights fade.)