(A couple sit in their

living room, watching

Bambi. AARON,

the man, sleeps quietly

in his chair. His wife

MAGGIE watches Bambi

in its entirety, while AARON

naps soundly. Just as

the movie is coming to

a close, AARON stirs.)

AARON:

Woah!

MAGGIE:

Hmph.

AARON:

What?

MAGGIE:

...

AARON:

What did you want?

MAGGIE:

...

AARON:

Is the movie over?

MAGGIE:

Yes.

AARON:

What was that?

MAGGIE:

Bambi.

AARON:

Was that a short film?

MAGGIE:

No.

AARON:

T.V. show? Was that a T.V. show we just watched?

MAGGIE:

No.

AARON:

Well, what the hell?

MAGGIE:

...

AARON:

That barely lasted any time at all! I thought this was a classic?

MAGGIE:

You slept through the entire movie, Aaron.

AARON:

Oh, did I?

MAGGIE:

Yes.

AARON:

Ah... Well, I apologize. I feel foolish.

(Credits finish. Lights fade.)