(Two young students sit

next to each other in class.

One, BARRY, reading the latest

book by Glenn Beck. JOHN,

the other, notices.)

JOHN:

Is that that Glenn Beck's new book? "If You're not Right You're Shit"?

BARRY:

YUP! It's great! I've learned so much. Did you know that Obama planned 9/11, and the holocaust!

JOHN:

I had a feeling!

BARRY:

And Mr. Beck finally has concrete proof!

JOHN:

Fantastic! I can't wait for his show tonight!

BARRY:

I know! I never miss an episode!

JOHN:

The other day I was watching FOX News, and I heard that if you rearrange the letters in Glenn Beck's name, it spells Jesus Christ!

BARRY:

It's true!

(Lights fade.)