Manshoes

(Lights up on a

convenience store.

As the clerks stand

behind the counter a

man comes in, wearing

women's shoes. He

approaches the counter.)

CLERK:

Hey, how's it going?

MAN:

I NEED A PACK OF MARLBORO CIGARETTES.

CLERK:

Alright...

MAN:

IN A BOX PLEASE.

CLERK:

Sure thing.

MAN:

THANK YOU.

(The clerk retrieves

the cigarettes and hands

them to the man.)

CLERK:

Here you go. $7.04.

MAN:

HERE'S TEN.

(Hands CLERK

a $10 bill.)

CLERK:

...yup.

(CLERK makes change,

gives it to the MAN, who

leaves without a word.)

CLERK:

(to CLERK 2)

Was that fuckin' guy wearing women's shoes?

(Lights fade.)